PRINTEMPS

This is what I look like to children:

This one says "Cèlsi* Aie** love your Fenni love your."

*How I will be spelling my name from now on.

**Aie is the French word for ouch/phonetic spelling of 'I.'

Cool tag.

Paris is way prettier when the sky isn't gray.

River rats.

This guy's head is wrapped in aluminum foil.

Here is a close-up:

"Some like it hot"

In French "Baby Foot" means foosball.

I am teaching the kids animal names these days. Horse is really hard for them to say. One kid asked me if people ate horses ever so I told him yes, sometimes. Another kid asked me if there was any pork in horse meat so I told him yes, sometimes, but only when horses eat piglets.

Embouteillage

Le Kremlin-Bicetre is a "Flowered Town" and is recognized by the National Council of Flowered Villages and Towns.

Chatons

The place that song is about:

Montaigne

Middle ages museum I have never been to:

"Have the tongue well hanged!"

All I do is look at ads all day on the metro. This one says: "After my lobotomy, I will love you more."

Making the world a happier place:

Cool shirt.

Cool park.

Closing the window forever:

Teaching the kids to talk about their pets sucks because in French pet means fart.

Overbearing sign:

Overbearing graffiti:

Zebra playing with $700,000 worth of purses:

Louis Vuitton illustrating how tough yet playful their trunks are:

Sharing an ice cream cone seems like it could only end in a fight. Or with being topless, like that other picture.

This is what cool Americans look like:

VEGETABLES

Where my heart is:

Parc Monceau.

"The French are exceptional lovers.

According to 95% of French people..."

Graveyard for TVs I pass on my way to work: