Wednesday, October 27, 2010

SO MUCH VACATION

Coffee mug I drink out of every morning
Stuff my roommates eat
The laundromat is so boring. I ran into my roommate here. He did not use the dryer. I hope he doesn't keep doing the hang his clothes in the living room thing with the window open in February.
They totally have Halloween in France. But no one knows what it is so someone posted this sign on the door to my building telling everyone to buy candy and leave the front door open for the kids.
I went to see some bands play last weekend.
It was pretty fun.
AND IT WAS ON A BOAT.
There is dog shit all over all the sidewalks here.
And there are condom distributors in every metro station just in case you get lucky during your commute.
Thank god there are so many cool things to do in Paris or I might get bored with so much time off.
Here is a picture of me and Tom when we're older.
Not all the metro stations look this cool.
Barbe a papa!
You can tell which vendors are marketing themselves to tourists because their signs are in English. It's funnier when it's bad English.
Palais de Justice.
How are you supposed to take the cops seriously if they are driving around in these ridiculous things?
Downtown.
St Michel right after he killed someone.
Graffiti makes any old building look newer.
I didn't want to wait in the stupid line to go in so I just looked at the outside again.
This is how they tow cars here.
Stairs to go swimming.
Yeah definitely.
Weird.
Shitty picture/sweet jardin.
Lost.
No one wants to go see this with me except Tom.
"Do you know what they did to her? They burned her to death!" Dad explaining how Joan of Arc died to his 5 year olds.
Jardin des Tuileries.
Ugliest sculpture I could find in the Jardin des Tuileries.
Obelisk. That thing they stole from Egypt.
Angry stoplight.
Gendarmes wearing ninja turtle armor.
France imports sand to all its beaches from Martinique.
MORE FLAGS DAMNIT!
I was too lazy to walk all the way to the Eiffel Tower again.
Golden horse's butt on the fanciest bridge I have ever seen in my life--Pont Alexandre III.
What kind of kid wants to play ironing and vacuuming? Shouldn't the parents just make them actually vacuum and iron to save money and time?

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